The Blockblister game!

Post by **Daniel** » September 19th, 2007, 8:52 pm

Following in the tradition of The quote game, The Song Game, Ultimate Movie-Mashes!, and the Titles game!, comes an all new game that was particially inspired by a few posts here on AN, but mainly from a parody from The Amanda Show. Here's a little info on the show:

The skit was parody of Blockbuster, in which a family of foreigners owned and operated their own video store. The customers would always return unhappy, as they found out the movies they rented, were just homemade spoofs made by the immigrant family.

The game on the other hand, will have the person who's turn it is, spoofing the title left by the previous poster, than they leave a title of a game/movie/TV show/episode titles, whatever you desire, so as to not limit ourselves!

Here's an example;

Daniel: Stuart Little

Josh: How about Stuart Lipple! (Then they post there's...) Titanic.

Get it? Now someone spoof Titanic!

Post by **Ben** » September 20th, 2007, 9:02 am

I can see this going <I>very</I> awry!

KEEP IT CLEAN, PEOPLE!

While I don't really get or see the point of this, me thinks it would be funnier to explain what the movie would be about.

For instance, if I rented Stuart Little but got Stuart Lipple, what's the difference? A silly title? Surely the actual movie would be different as well, making the mistake all the more clear.

So how about we have to say what the "alternate" movie would be about?

Stuart Lipple: the story of a tiny island that makes family in New York, perhaps?

Ti-tonic: a ship hits an iceberg but no one's that bothered because they're all drunk and go down singing slurpy songs.

I don't know...I just don't get making fun of a title...that's too easy!

Post by **Daniel** » September 20th, 2007, 6:03 pm

Your right, I was trying to come up with something fun, never thought it would be too easy. I do like your idea, though. Its actually closer to the parody, but better, since they didn't try to spoof the movie, they would just dress up as the characters, (cheaply) with no graphics, and spoke with accents. How I loved it!

One little complaint, you forgot to leave a title, Ben. Other than that, its your turn! Till than, anyone is welcome to practice with Titanic, for fun.

Post by **ShyViolet** » September 20th, 2007, 8:28 pm

I like how MAD magazine does this! Remember:

Star Bores: Epic Load One: The Fandom Megamess

Bored of the Rings: Rehash of the Thing

Titanic--TryPanic

Superman (1978) SuperDooperman

Superman Returns: Stuporman Reruns

Love these!!

I like Ben's idea too. Your turn Ben!

Post by **Daniel** » September 20th, 2007, 11:02 pm

Those are good, Vi! Perfect examples of what the goal of the game is.

Post by **Ben** » September 21st, 2007, 11:23 am

Okay, well I did the Titanic thing. Here ya go:

The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants

Post by **Daniel** » September 21st, 2007, 10:02 pm

How about this;

The Sisterhood of The Traveling Polka Dot Pants: Four on and off again girlfriends hatch a plan to stay connected with one another as their lives start off in different directions: they pass around a pair of tacky worn-out jeans that barely fit each of their bodies.

Good, no?

Here's the next title: Jaws.

Post by **eddievalient** » September 22nd, 2007, 9:23 am

Flaws: A shark appears in the waters near a small coastal town. No one worries though, because it only attacks seaweed.

Escape From New York

Post by **Ben** » September 22nd, 2007, 9:41 am

Escape From Old York:

Kurt Russell is sent into a prisoner's war zone to find the president, but only finds a bunch of old people whose very lives revolve around clotted cheese, buttered scones and food fairs.

Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure...

Post by **Daniel** » September 24th, 2007, 1:44 am

Bill and Ted's Eggcellent Adventure: Two smart teens struggle to prepare a Easter presentation with the help of a time machine.

Overboard

Post by **Ben** » September 24th, 2007, 9:47 am

Overbroads...

Two carpenters live with a wealthy heiress for two weeks and she's so unpleasant that the whole experience puts them off women and they set up home...<I>together</I>!!

Mutiny On The Bounty...

Post by **Daniel** » September 30th, 2007, 2:39 am

Brillaint. That got a laugh out of me!

Unity on The Bounty: Midshipman Roger Byman joins Captain Bligh and Fletcher Christain aboard the HMS Bounty for a voyage to Tahiti in search for unity! (Lame, but it was the only thing I could think of.

)

Tarzan

Post by **Ben** » September 30th, 2007, 9:19 am

Tarzipan...

A sickly sweet desert is raised by apes in the jungle.

Commando.

BTW, why are we the only two playing this game?

Post by **Daniel** » September 30th, 2007, 4:39 pm

Because were cool.

I don't know, maybe its because of the story angle?

Commandlo: A retired elite commando has only a few hours to find and rescue his dog from an exiled dictator.

Shrek

Post by **ShyViolet** » September 30th, 2007, 5:06 pm

I got this one!

It's

1.) Either a biopic about the actor who portrayed Dracula in the classic film (Max Shreck) Nosferatu, or....

OR:

2.) A DTV sequel about the Batman Returns villain (Max Shreck) who apparently wasn't electrocuted to death after all and gets into a face-off with Catwoman/Selena Kyle, who also survived.