I feel the need to make a defensive comment or two. First, if you've never watched the show before, you're not going to "get" the movie. It was made for the longtime fans and no one else.
Second, as one of those fans, I felt that the movie, while not quite brilliant, was at the very least amusing and a worthy addition to my collection. The random, bizarre style of the show was made even more bizarre and random and all major characters from the show's run put in an appearence (the Plutonians' bit being especially good).
Third, I should point out that the "fake endings" on the dvd were created and then leaked prior to the movie's theatrical release to try and confuse potential spoiler hounds.
It's understandable for a Noob (

) to give the movie a rating of zero. You don't know any better. For the fans, I'd easily give it a 6 out of 10.
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