Dusterian wrote:You said people wouldn't feel cheated by the title, but I felt cheated that Tim Burton was finally putting his vision on Alice in Wonderland...and then he didn't, he didn't do the original story, he cheated me! Or rather Linda Woolverton cheated me.
At least we agree: Burton was great, Linda, no. Burton wasn't adapting Carroll. He was adapting Linda. That's cheating me right there.
In fact--like the (urgh!) Dance, the Made-Up Non-Carroll Words, or the whole "sisters" plot, Tim would take one blue-sky'ed idea of Linda's and made it SERIOUS PLOT CANON, for lack of any own deeper interpretation of the non-Linda source material.
For example, they start with "RQ and WQ as sisters", decide that if one's good and one's bad they must be like the WOz characters, turn the WQ more into Glinda to the point she even floats and does magic, and then snickers that it would be so much more disgruntled-chick-comedy if they made that plotline even
more like the squabbling-sisters "Wicked", because, well, that's what you're
supposed to do with WOz.
You can see each...progressive...degree of separation from the book, the more that T&L think They're Being Clever, and the farther that their heads go up their own hinders.
You said it was a great idea that Alice didn't remember being there. That's one of the problems. She said she kept having the same dream over and over, the dream of Wonderland. How did she not remember it after, what, almost every night? A problem with Linda's script right there.
Also, for the whole time she believes it's "only a dream", she never considers herself in any danger, or displays any remote interest in the outcome--And spends half the movie saying "yeah, whatever, how did I dream
this one up??" to the characters around her.
Gosh, it's wonderful to see a hero rush into action with such verve and spirit.
Other problems were her mixing characters and also turning them into cliches and stereotypes. And she said that it all really was Underland and that Alice mistakenly called it Wonderland. At least some press material said that. Linda just wrecked everything, changing it into her own inferior thing.
Again: NOW will you believe me about the whole "Beauty & the Beast" complaints??
In the Disney B&B, the Beast is robbed of any charm, generosity or nobility he had in the original tale, just so Linda can give us a progressive 90's Belle who reads books, spurns jerk guys, and teaches everybody else how to Think Right.
In Linda's version of Wonderland, Alice not only has to be brave and empowered (and dress up as Joan of Arc,
literally), she has to cure the Red Queen's court of their social repression, help the Mad Hatter get helpful therapy, slay dragons herself, AND return to singlehandedly lecture her entire friends and relatives at the garden party on how to Think Right.
(...Y'know, there is such a thing as making your characters a little TOO "role-model"?

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As for Johnny Depp, more specifically his Scottish accent...okay, you convinced me that it could have been schizophrenia, and a nice idea, but was that really the best idea for the Mad Hatter? Critics may not have gotten what it was all about, but I think the point was it wasn't executed too great, it just didn't work. Orange hair to represent mercury poisoning that hatters got back then, making them mad, that one made a lot of sense, but perhaps not the Scottish accent.
Not even making him "real"-mad:
Wonderlandians don't have "complex psychiatric problems" with causes and therapy, they're just MAD--It's a country of Nonsense. The same as Looking-Glass country is ruled by doing everything Backwards, in the other book.
Thinking that they're must be some "reason" for Wonderlandians to be mad is like going to France and wondering whether there's some reason why everyone seems to be speaking French.
It doesn't feel as if Alice is "curing" the Hatter in the Big Sentimental Character Climax, it feels as if Linda is vicariously "curing" the story by pointing out the problems of a clearly un-progressive story written hundreds of years ago (back when people were repressive and did drugs and didn't know how to write "sensible" stories), and boy, did that one scene condescend the hairs
straight up the back of my neck...
So if anything most of this could have been solved with more Carroll, less Linda, and not a semi-sequel-who knows what. Tim only agreed to such a different script because he thought all the other Alice films felt like a girl just skipping along watching weird things (also probably the main reason critics would complain against any Alice film, including Disney's classic). But they could have easily inserted their "she learns things and is changed by the weird things" journey and depth into a more faithful adaptation of the original books, not this seq-whatever.
I found Mia so bland. Walt's Katherine Beaumont Alice was much more lively and enjoyable.
Walt's version may have taken liberties, but they actually caught MORE of the original character than was in the book:
In Walt's version, Alice still prattles "sensibly" silly thoughts (eg. as she's talking with her cat at the beginning), wonders about having a little nonsense around her for fun, ends up getting a LOT of it, and her attempts to restore Victorian order out of chaos only get her into
further comic frustration. (Which Beaumont does perfectly.)
One director sees a "little girl skipping along seeing things" and finds the charm and comic element in that, another screenwriter sees it as a Crime Against Modern-Thinking Heroines, and determines to enlighten the story with the flaming sword of Empowerment...Which one's funnier?
