Ben wrote:Tomorrowland had a lot of potential, but a mixed tone and message, not to mention whether Clooney really was the right choice for this, good as he was, has proven to be the pessimistic pill the film was attempting to skate around.
Or, as I chose to think while finally renting it on digital, "
THE biggest wet-blanket downer in an escapist sci-fi movie since Jeff Goldblum kept nagging everyone about how dangerous dinos were in the first two Jurassic Park movies."
I had to take a look, since I also fell for the wonderful, upbeat marketing, read the ambiguous tone of the bad reviews and thought, "How bad could it be?" Most of the bad reviews seemed to be along left/right political lines about the preachiness of the "Change the world" message ("Preachy"?--We're talking Lions For Lambs, only without a Bush to blame, as filtered through the "Let's stop the bad people, whoever they are, by doing...
something" naivety of Occupy Wall Street), in which every single person on the planet who isn't our heroes believes that the world is a mess...
Ah, but then the twist: You see, that was actually
So, you see, he's not
really bad, he's just a major jerk. It's one thing to play the old "Keep Moving Forward" mantra and show us the future we could have in Meet the Robinsons, it's another to show them and then thump them on the side of the head and say "It's YOUR fault why we can't have nice things, dumb-@$$!"
But no, I went in--after, as I said months ago, following the wonderful Walt-nostalgic marketing of Disney's Optimist game--thinking that they were going to follow through after that 60's World's Fair opening, complete with the Small World shout-out...Ending with Clooney saying "And then it all went to hell." Truer cinematic words were never spoken. Thanks, George, you DID warn us.
When we get the main plot with Spunky Hacker Girl Like The One On SHIELD touching the pin, we get what Disney should have been doing with their future vision for the park (if that was indeed the idea of making the earlier Dwayne Johnson draft of the story). And then, in THE biggest "Disneyland Burned Down"
(literally) bait-and-switch since the Yellow Brick Road was torn up in "Return to Oz" we find out
I didn't see it in the theater, because I was warned away by the ambiguous bad word-of-mouth that couldn't really put their finger on which bad words to use.
But if I had, I would agree: It's not so much that I would want my money back....I'd want my MOVIE back. The one I thought I was going to see going in.
(And tragically, due to it coming and going so quickly in theaters, we don't even get the courtesy yet of one decent, well-deserved Honest Trailer for it:
"Be inspired by Brad Bird's message of hope and change--Namely, that if the world blows up tomorrow, it's your
own fault for being a Walking Dead fan.")